{"id":10641,"date":"2018-11-28T05:00:19","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T10:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=10641"},"modified":"2019-01-12T14:39:57","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T19:39:57","slug":"three-named-actors-of-the-90s-a-survey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/three-named-actors-of-the-90s-a-survey\/","title":{"rendered":"Three-Named Actors of the ’90s: A Survey"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s a specific kind of agony: You\u2019re holding court at a party and synopsizing your favorite episode of Clarissa Explains It All<\/i>. Naturally, everyone is interested, but then you go and accidentally call Melissa Joan Hart \u201cMelissa Michelle Gellar.\u201d The party guests\u2019 faces fall. It\u2019s bad. They\u2019re looking at you the way Tom Everett Scott looks at a stranger on the street who\u2019s asking if he\u2019s Seann William Scott.<\/span><\/p>\n

No one can be sure what was in the water between 1990 and 2000 that made so many teenage and twentysomething actors elect to go by three-part names. The economy was strong, and people were tossing around extra Thomases and Patricks like dot-com shares, I guess. Sure, you had Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tommy Lee Jones, and Jamie Lee Curtis in the mix the prior decade, but the guide below covers a more specific wave of actors \u2014 performers who launched their careers (and also sometimes ended them) in youth-oriented \u201890s films and shows while also forcing us to learn their middle names.<\/span><\/p>\n

The questions at the heart of this guide are less about why the three-name trend caught on and more about the results. Did that third moniker help anyone in these ranks? Could anyone have improved their stage name with a simple, common sense tweak? And how closely did the actors\u2019 parents consider the future genre work of their infants when uttering for all to hear, \u201cWe shall call her Jennifer \u2026 no, wait \u2026 Jennifer Love\u2026\u201d?<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Sarah Michelle Gellar<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n

You Know Her From:<\/b>\u00a0<\/span>Slaying vampires in a very self-aware way. <\/span><\/p>\n

High Point:<\/b> It\u2019s gotta be Buffy<\/i>. No other actor on this list solidified the success of an entire TV network with their work. They changed The WB\u2019s name to The CW in 2006, but \u201cThe SMG\u201d should\u2019ve at least been on the table. <\/span><\/p>\n

Low Point<\/b>: It may well be this clip<\/span><\/a> where she leaves an entire open-air cupboard of fresh fruit unused in a Good Morning America<\/i> snack demonstration! Tell me that\u2019s not more upsetting than Cruel Intentions.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n