{"id":11330,"date":"2019-02-08T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-08T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=11330"},"modified":"2019-02-14T11:59:23","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T19:59:23","slug":"review-the-kid-who-would-be-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-the-kid-who-would-be-king\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Fantasy Adventure <i>The Kid Who Would Be King<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s nothing the world needs less than another King Arthur movie (unless it&#8217;s another Robin Hood movie), and that&#8217;s why Joe Cornish didn&#8217;t make one. Instead, the man behind minor cult hit <em>Attack the Block<\/em>\u00a0(whence came John Boyega) made <strong><em>The Kid Who Would Be King<\/em><\/strong>, set in the present day, about a 12-year-old boy who discovers he&#8217;s Arthur&#8217;s heir after pulling a sword out of a chunk of concrete at a demolition site. It&#8217;s not a retread of a familiar legend &#8212; it&#8217;s a witty, kid-friendly adventure that uses the Arthurian legend as the background for an original (well, &#8220;original&#8221;) story about young heroes.<\/p>\n<p>The lad is Alex (Louis Ashbourne Serkis), an ordinary Londoner living in a world that desperately needs saving, indicated by the blunt newspaper headlines: &#8220;GLOOM&#8221;; &#8220;MISERY&#8221;; &#8220;WAR.&#8221; After Alex and his best friend, a dorky amateur magician named Bedders (Dean Chaumoo), discover the sword and its mysterious properties, they are visited by a young Merlin (Angus Imrie), who dumbly tries to pass himself off as a schoolboy named &#8220;Mertin&#8221; (&#8220;Greetings, young academicians!&#8221; he says to the class) before showing Alex and Bedders the ropes and telling them their mission: to stop the snakelike Morgana (Rebecca Ferguson) from escaping from the underworld during the upcoming solar eclipse. The boys team up with a pair of bullies, Lance (Tom Taylor) and Kaye (Rhianna Dorris), to follow Merlin&#8217;s instructions about proper knightly behavior, learn lessons about bravery and friendship, and so forth.<\/p>\n<p>The film&#8217;s delights are in its details. Young Merlin, panicky and perturbed, can only perform magic by doing elaborate hand gestures, like a coked-out baseball coach. (Patrick Stewart appears in a few scenes as the elderly Merlin. This is wholly unnecessary, but hey, Patrick Stewart.) There are ghostly skeletons on horseback chasing our heroes, but their fragility makes them relatively easy &#8212; and fun! &#8212; to vanquish. Merlin&#8217;s wizard powers can only be replenished by beetle blood, ground bone, and beaver urine &#8212; all of which, fortuitously, can be found in the products of a local fried chicken restaurant. Cornish&#8217;s playful sensibilities and strong sense of momentum keep the energy up, resulting in a new fantasy adventure for families to watch over and over again.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Grade: <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">B+<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<h5><em>\u00a02 hrs.; rated PG for\u00a0fantasy action violence, scary images, thematic elements including some bullying, and language<\/em><\/h5>\n<hr \/>\n<h6><em>Join our <a href=\"http:\/\/crookedmarquee.us16.list-manage.com\/subscribe?u=dc6679cd997ec610eeaf50562&amp;id=db71dbf4c3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mailing list<\/a>! 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