{"id":12050,"date":"2019-06-27T16:07:17","date_gmt":"2019-06-27T23:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=12050"},"modified":"2019-06-27T16:18:06","modified_gmt":"2019-06-27T23:18:06","slug":"psa-how-to-tell-the-sentient-doll-movies-apart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/psa-how-to-tell-the-sentient-doll-movies-apart\/","title":{"rendered":"PSA: How to Tell the Sentient Doll Movies Apart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has escaped few moviegoers&#8217; notice that within the last week three movies about sentient dolls have been released: <em>Toy Story 4<\/em>, <em>Child&#8217;s Play<\/em>, and <em>Annabelle Comes Home<\/em>. Given the chaotic nature of multiplexes and the incompetence of parents, it&#8217;s easy to see how confusion may arise. And so, in response to an emergency request from the MPAA, we issue the following graphic to help you tell these similar movies apart. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12029\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/crookedc-01.svg\" alt=\"\" width=\"21\" height=\"24\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12051 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/dollgraphic1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"477\" height=\"729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/dollgraphic1.jpg 477w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/dollgraphic1-196x300.jpg 196w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 477px) 100vw, 477px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12052 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/dollgraphic2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"733\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/dollgraphic2.png 478w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/dollgraphic2-196x300.png 196w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has escaped few moviegoers&#8217; notice that within the last week three movies about sentient dolls have been released: Toy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":12055,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1381,336,1400],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-movies","category-humor","category-on-the-marquee"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/92"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12050"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12050\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}