{"id":12478,"date":"2019-08-14T16:00:43","date_gmt":"2019-08-14T23:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=12478"},"modified":"2019-08-14T17:01:01","modified_gmt":"2019-08-15T00:01:01","slug":"review-scary-stories-to-tell-in-the-dark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-scary-stories-to-tell-in-the-dark\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: <i>Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though Alvin Schwartz&#8217;s books were published between 1981 and 1991 and had timeless settings, the movie version of <strong><em>Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0is set in 1968 &#8212; at Halloween, specifically, which means it&#8217;s also a few days before the election of Richard Nixon. Something wicked this way comes indeed. There&#8217;s some socio-political subtext that makes the setting appropriate for the current moment (at the end of a turbulent decade, a nation examines itself and its thirst for macabre stories), but mostly it&#8217;s just spooky, malevolent fun.<\/p>\n<p>Shepherded through a lengthy development process by Guillermo del Toro and ultimately directed by Andr\u00e9 \u00d8vredal (<em>Trollhunter<\/em>), this teen-targeted chiller is not an anthology like you&#8217;d expect from a movie based on a collection of short stories, but a single narrative in which the stories happen <em>to<\/em> the characters. On a suburban Halloween night, platonic teen pals Stella (Zoe Margaret Colletti), Auggie (Gabriel Rush), and Chuck (Austin Zajur), along with enigmatic new kid Ramon (Michael Garza), investigate a spooky old house where they find a book of eerie stories handwritten by a turn-of-the-last-century madwoman. Then, scrawled by an unseen hand, new stories start appearing on the diary&#8217;s blank pages that are not fiction at all but true accounts of things that are occurring at that moment elsewhere in town. For example, we saw a letterman-jacketed bully (Austin Abrams) throw rocks at a scarecrow earlier; now the scarecrow takes its revenge.<\/p>\n<p>A few incidents are along those lines &#8212; apt punishments for misdeeds &#8212; but most of the stories are more traditional campfire tales: a pimple on a girl&#8217;s cheek that turns out to be a nest of spiders; a pale, doughy woman literally from someone&#8217;s nightmares; a corpse that can reassemble its component parts; that sort of thing. All of the creatures are terrifically unsettling, and \u00d8vredal taps into the frenzied logic of nightmares with unnerving accuracy. Unlike many PG-13 horror movies aimed at teenagers, people actually die in this one, and not always bloodlessly. A mid-level spookfest like this is good for viewers who aren&#8217;t ready for (or have no interest in) hardcore horror but who want more PG-13 bite than, say, <em>Goosebumps<\/em>. It&#8217;s Halloween funhouse horror, not check your closets\/call your therapist\/go back to church horror. <a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/crookedc-01.svg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12029\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/crookedc-01.svg\" alt=\"\" width=\"21\" height=\"24\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Grade: <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">B<\/span><\/h3>\n<h5>1 hr., 51 min.; rated PG-13 for terror\/violence, disturbing images, thematic elements, language including racial epithets, and brief sexual references<\/h5>\n<hr \/>\n<h6>Join our <a href=\"http:\/\/crookedmarquee.us16.list-manage.com\/subscribe?u=dc6679cd997ec610eeaf50562&amp;id=db71dbf4c3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mailing list<\/a>! 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