{"id":13096,"date":"2019-12-31T12:40:56","date_gmt":"2019-12-31T20:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=13096"},"modified":"2019-12-31T12:41:05","modified_gmt":"2019-12-31T20:41:05","slug":"the-best-and-worst-movies-of-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/the-best-and-worst-movies-of-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best and Worst Movies of 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The more I do this, the more it seems wrong to call these the &#8220;best&#8221; movies when I only saw a fraction of the entries. Well over 1,300 new films were released in the U.S. this year; I saw a couple hundred of them. And that&#8217;s just the U.S.! So it should be &#8220;Best Movies Among Those I Watched, Which Wasn&#8217;t Many, Comparatively Speaking.&#8221; But that&#8217;s too long a title, bad for SEO. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Six of these are wholly original (including #9 and #10, which are semi-autobiographical); two (#1 and #8) are based on true stories; and the other two (#5 and #7) are original pieces of fiction loosely inspired by true stories. There were good sequels, remakes, and franchise entries this year, too, but it turns out the stuff I liked best was original. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-large-font-size\"><strong>THE BEST MOVIES OF 2019<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">1. <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-rocketman\/\">Rocketman<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The way director Dexter Fletcher incorporates music and emotion into Elton John&#8217;s life story \u2014 energetic, imaginative musical numbers; an impressionistic approach to history \u2014 should be instructive to anyone making a rock biopic hereafter. Taron Egerton shows range and vulnerability as a man who spends his life struggling to feel worthy of love, and the audience falls in love with Elton John. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">2. <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-parasite\/\">Parasite<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rich vs. poor was a big theme this year, never more shrewdly than in Bong Joon-ho&#8217;s funny, farcical, tense, and shocking account of a family of strivers who weasel their way into the employ of a rich, clueless family. As a society, we did a great job of recommending this movie to people without hinting at anything that happens in its wholly unforeseeable second half. Well done, everybody.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">3. <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-the-lighthouse\/\">The Lighthouse<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What happens when two stoic men are confined to a lighthouse together, slowly going mad? You get hallucinations, farts, and two striking performances by Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson in Robert Eggers&#8217; fabulously unnerving follow-up to <em>The Witch<\/em>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">4. <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-tigers-are-not-afraid\/\">Tigers Are Not Afraid<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Issa L\u00f3pez&#8217;s magical-realist urban fairy tale about Mexican street children running from drug lords is a perfect example of how genre films can help us engage with real-world crises without being overwhelmed by their brutal realities. L\u00f3pez doesn&#8217;t shy away from the tragedy and violence of Mexico&#8217;s drug war, but she still presents the kids <em>as<\/em> kids, full of imagination and playfulness even while negotiating for their lives. Such a beautiful film in such a bleak setting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">5. <em><strong>The Irishman<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The gangster movies of Martin Scorsese account for something like 20 percent of his total output, but they&#8217;re so iconic that some people think it&#8217;s the only kind of movie he makes. (A lot of those people probably think he directed <em>The Godfather<\/em>, though.) <em>The Irishman<\/em>, an engrossing, sprawling, funny, tragic epic, does employ some of Scorsese&#8217;s favorite themes (and actors), but it&#8217;s the kind of mature, introspective entertainment that could only come from a veteran filmmaker looking back on his career. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">6. <em><strong>Knives Out<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A gloriously clever and funny whodunit from Rian Johnson (<em>Brick<\/em>, <em>The Brothers Bloom<\/em>, <em>Looper<\/em>, <em>Star Wars: The Last Jedi<\/em>), who&#8217;s now five-for-five on smart, entertaining high-concept movies. This one makes great use of its large ensemble cast as it glides through the Agatha Christie tropes in the service of a genuinely unpredictable story. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">7. <strong><em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood\/\">Once Upon a Time in Hollywood<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not happy with merely killing Hitler in Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino revises history again with what is essentially a buddy comedy set around the time of the Charles Manson murders, with Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt as a fading Hollywood star and his stuntman. Their friendship might be the most affecting of any pair in a QT movie. (I also appreciate that over the course of the year we dropped the ellipsis from QT&#8217;s version: <em>Once Upon a Time &#8230; in Hollywood<\/em>.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">8. <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-a-beautiful-day-in-the-neighborhood\/\">A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Easily the most wholesome and good-hearted movie on this list, Marielle Heller&#8217;s not-a-biopic about a cynical journalist whose life is changed through his interactions with Mister Rogers (a perfectly cast Tom Hanks) has just enough weirdness and melancholy to keep it from being sappy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">9. <em><strong>Marriage Story<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson are both excellent as creative theater types going through a divorce. Noah Baumbach&#8217;s approach isn&#8217;t <em>Kramer vs. Kramer<\/em>, though: The movie is surprisingly funny, albeit with moments of gut-wrenching emotion (more potent, I suspect, if you&#8217;ve been married). Laura Dern, Ray Liotta, and Alan Alda help immensely as three lawyers with very different approaches to the law. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">10. <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-the-last-black-man-in-san-francisco\/\">The Last Black Man in San Francisco<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;d never know this was the first film by director Joe Talbot and writer\/star Jimmie Fails, as thoughtful and as gorgeously filmed as it is. The story of a black man seeking to buy his childhood home before the neighborhood is fully gentrified is artful and poignant, a rumination on changing with the times and choosing which parts of the past to keep. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Honorable mentions: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/fantastic-fest-review-jojo-rabbit\/\">Jojo Rabbit<\/a><\/em>, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-relaxer-fantasia-festival\/\">Relaxer<\/a><\/em>, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-long-shot\/\">Long Shot<\/a><\/em>, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ericdsnider.com\/movies\/hustlers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Hustlers<\/a><\/em>, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/fantastic-fest-review-one-cut-of-the-dead\/\">One Cut of the Dead<\/a><\/em>, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ericdsnider.com\/movies\/booksmart\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Booksmart<\/a><\/em>, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-the-death-of-dick-long\/\">The Death of Dick Long<\/a><\/em>, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-the-kid-who-would-be-king\/\">The Kid Who Would Be King<\/a><\/em>, <em>Two Popes<\/em>, <em>Little Women<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:22px\"><strong>THE WORST MOVIES OF 2019 THAT SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The actual &#8220;worst&#8221; movie (and again, I didn&#8217;t see everything) was probably some low-budget indie thing that barely got released and was seen by nobody. There&#8217;s no reason to crap on films like that. But big-budget studio productions that got all the time and attention they needed and still turned out bad? Crap away!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Cats<\/em><br \/> <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-rambo-last-blood\/\">Rambo: Last Blood<\/a><\/em><br \/> <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-a-madea-family-funeral\/\">A Madea Family Funeral<\/a><\/em><br \/> <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-the-upside\/\">The Upside<\/a><\/em><br \/> <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-poms\/\">Poms<\/a><\/em><br \/> <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-replicas\/\">Replicas<\/a><\/em><br \/> <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-serenity\/\">Serenity<\/a><\/em><br \/> <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-shaft\/\">Shaft<\/a><\/em><br \/> <em><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-dumbo\/\">Dumbo<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>Join our \u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/crookedmarquee.us16.list-manage.com\/subscribe?u=dc6679cd997ec610eeaf50562&amp;id=db71dbf4c3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mailing list<\/a><em>! 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