{"id":15790,"date":"2021-01-22T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-22T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=15790"},"modified":"2024-03-02T21:17:15","modified_gmt":"2024-03-03T05:17:15","slug":"classic-corner-the-longest-yard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/classic-corner-the-longest-yard\/","title":{"rendered":"Classic Corner: <i>The Longest Yard<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When we lionize the cinema of the 1970s \u2013 and this writer is fully complicit in that perhaps outsized lionization \u2013 it\u2019s important to understand exactly what that period did, for perhaps the last time. It\u2019s not just a matter of great studio movies; there have always been those, and in spite of the current tilts towards I.P. worship and algorithmic thinking, there always will be. It\u2019s more a question of the philosophies, stated or implicit, for doing business in the film industry, for the kind of leeway that was given to filmmakers and, consequently, the kind of risks that studios were willing to take. Because, as has been researched and reported at far greater length elsewhere, it was a rare era where (at least early on) studio executives genuinely had no idea which way was up, and were thus willing to throw a lot of things at the wall to see what stuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All of which is a mighty roundabout way of talking about \u201cThe Longest Yard,\u201d Robert Aldrich\u2019s 1974 football comedy \u2013 and how tricky it is to classify it as such, because there\u2019s also quite a bit about it that is purposefully, pointedly <em>not funny<\/em>. That\u2019s the case from the jump; it opens (<em>opens!<\/em>) with our boozed-up would-be football star protagonist Paul \u201cWrecking\u201d Crewe getting into an ugly fight with his bitter wife that goes from viciously verbal (\u201cYou split when I tell you to split, you All-American sonofabitch,\u201d she hisses) to uncomfortably physical before he steals her car, leads police on a drunken car chase, and drives the vehicle into a river. The cops find him at a bar, where their attempt to arrest him escalates into a fistfight. This guy is the hero of the movie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Longest Yard (1\/7) Movie CLIP - An All-American Son of a Bitch (1974) HD\" width=\"760\" height=\"428\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EPmNA1vLOH4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, it helps that said hero is portrayed by Burt Reynolds, who was so effortlessly charming and so widely beloved in the 1970s that he could get away with just about anything onscreen. His high-pitched giggle is intact (even if his signature \u2018stache is shaved off early in the action), as is his easy-breezy good ol\u2019 boy charisma. The role feels custom-built for the actor \u2013 indeed, he played halfback for Florida State and hoped to play pro football before an injury sent him onto the stage \u2013 so he makes for a credible athlete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, credible <em>former<\/em> athlete. Crewe hasn\u2019t picked up a football in eight years, so when his eighteen-month prison sentence begins with a request (and a firm one) to coach the prison\u2019s team of guards, he\u2019s resistant; \u201cI just wanna do my time and get out of here.\u201d He doesn\u2019t have much of a taste for the game anymore \u2013 he was expelled from the NFL for point-shaving \u2013 but he\u2019s eventually pushed and prodded into leading a team of inmates in an exhibition game against the guards, so he gets to work on recruiting, trying to make a team of killers out of a team of, well, killers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>The Longest Yard<\/em> hit theaters four years after <em>M*A*S*H<\/em>, and the influence is, well, pronounced \u2013 being, as it is, a ramshackle anti-authoritarian comedy that closes with a rules-optional football game played by a gang of lovable losers. \u201cNo matter what happens \u2013 just keep stickin\u2019 it to \u2018em,\u201d Crewe advises his team, and they do just that; it\u2019s a bloody, rough-and-tumble affair (the biggest laughs begin when towering Richard Kiel, later known for his turns as \u201cJaws\u201d in two Bond movies, clotheslines a guard and cheerfully announces, \u201cHey, I think I broke his fuckin\u2019 neck!\u201d).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/longest-yard3-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15791\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/longest-yard3-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/longest-yard3-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/longest-yard3.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, there\u2019s a world of difference between a team of martini-swilling wartime surgeons and hardened criminals, and it\u2019s a little jarring when their offscreen crimes are mentioned (and often dismissed) so casually. But perhaps that\u2019s what\u2019s so refreshing about <em>The Longest Yard<\/em> from a contemporary perspective: the degree to which it\u2019s willing to not only acknowledge but embrace its contradictions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Part of the explanation lies in director Robert Aldrich\u2019s lack of finesse; a skilled craftsman, he makes the film in a blunt, straight-ahead style (save for the stylistic gymnastics of the split-screen montage that opens the football game, which comes off as too self-conscious by half). So he doesn\u2019t sand off the rough edges of Tracy Keenan Wynn\u2019s script; the naked racism of the prison\u2019s guards, for example, is played with an ugly accuracy that jolts, harshly, in what has been advertised (and subsequently regarded) as a cheerful sports comedy. There\u2019s much more to it than that \u2013 the entire second act is a fairly straight-ahead, <em>Cool Hand Luke<\/em>-style portrayal of Southern prison life, albeit one that occasionally detours into slapstick, mud wrestling, and sex comedy.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surprisingly, these contradictions in approach and tone don\u2019t derail the picture; in fact, they&#8217;re what make it work, in its own unique way. It boasts a sense of tonal incongruence that simply doesn\u2019t make it into major movies anymore \u2013 there are fewer of them, and they cost more, and thus they have to please more people (or, depending on what level of marketing you\u2019re tuned in to, \u201cquadrants\u201d). It would be difficult to find a more active illustration of that principle, in fact, than the 2005 remake of <em>The Longest Yard<\/em>, which director Peter Segal reworked in to a Happy Madison\/Adam Sandler comedy, replacing the stylistic shifts and uncomfortable subtext with an endless supply of prison rape jokes. The original<em> Longest Yard<\/em> has its problems, and long stretches of it don\u2019t quite land. But it has a rawness, and a messiness, that\u2019s in dangerously short supply these days. <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-12029\" style=\"width: 21px;\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/crookedc-01.svg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;The Longest Yard&#8221; is currently streaming on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/video\/detail\/B001DI64YY\/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Amazon Prime Video<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hulu.com\/movie\/the-longest-yard-123c6adf-bb45-4b12-8084-7f2ab49f4cef\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Hulu<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Longest Yard (1974) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers\" width=\"760\" height=\"428\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/51HdID9JhBo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Burt Reynolds-fronted football farce, now streaming on Prime Video and Hulu, harkens back to an era when mainstream studio comedy was allowed to be a bit messier. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":531,"featured_media":15793,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1399],"tags":[1431,1422],"class_list":["post-15790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-looking-back","tag-classic-corner","tag-looking-back"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/531"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22600,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15790\/revisions\/22600"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}