{"id":17923,"date":"2022-02-22T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-22T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=17923"},"modified":"2024-03-02T21:13:05","modified_gmt":"2024-03-03T05:13:05","slug":"vodepths-what-to-see-and-avoid-on-demand-this-week-36","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/vodepths-what-to-see-and-avoid-on-demand-this-week-36\/","title":{"rendered":"VODepths: What to See (and Avoid) On Demand This Week"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This week\u2019s low-profile VOD releases feature lone bombers both real and fictional, plus French ennui, family squabbles, and Andy Garcia in drag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Ted K<\/em><\/strong><strong> (VOD and select theaters February 18):<\/strong> Ted Kaczynski doesn\u2019t have a writing credit on this film about his life, but maybe he should. As the an opening title card notes, much of the narration and dialogue was taken directly from the Unabomber\u2019s extensive journals, and director Tony Stone seems remarkably sympathetic to Kaczynski\u2019s point of view, especially on environmental issues. At the same time, <em>Ted K<\/em> offers only a superficial understanding of the terrorist and serial killer, who\u2019s presented as the original incel, motivated largely by his inability to connect with women. Sharlto Copley tones down his typically manic screen presence to play Kaczynski\u2019s quiet, seething rage, and he\u2019s essentially the only character. Most of <em>Ted K<\/em> resembles impressionistic pseudo-biopics like Gus Van Sant\u2019s Kurt Cobain-inspired <em>Last Days<\/em>, but Stone also runs through the bullet points of Kaczynski\u2019s crimes, incorporating real news footage. The result is a frustrating middle ground that doesn\u2019t work as a true-crime story or as an insight into one person\u2019s madness. <strong>Grade: C<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Hard Hit<\/em><\/strong><strong> (VOD and DVD\/Blu-ray February 22):<\/strong> The third iteration of a movie originally made in Spain and then remade in Germany, this Korean thriller proves the durability of a solid high-concept pitch. Within minutes, the set-up is out of the way, and mid-level investment banker Lee Sung-gyu (Jo Woo-jin) is sitting on top of a bomb under the seat of his car. A mysterious voice on the phone tells him that if he or either of his two kids gets out of the car, the bomb will explode. The voice demands money and forces Lee to lie to his colleagues and the police, while racing against time to prevent the bomb from going off. It\u2019s a fast-paced story that mostly outruns its gaps in logic, with some well-executed car chases and sustained tension. The movie veers a bit into melodrama as it reveals the bomber\u2019s true motives, but it channels that sentiment right back into action. An American remake starring Gerard Butler seems inevitable. <strong>Grade: B<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Big Gold Brick<\/em><\/strong><strong> (VOD February 25):<\/strong> There are no big gold bricks in this bizarre, tedious comedy about a self-destructive writer who finds his purpose in life after being enlisted to write the biography of an eccentric, semi-retired government operative. Or at least that\u2019s what Floyd Deveraux (Andy Garcia) tells Samuel Liston (Emory Cohen) he is, although for a man looking to have his life story told, he\u2019s remarkably elusive with concrete facts. Floyd and Samuel develop a father-son dynamic after Floyd hits Samuel with his car and nearly kills him, then hires him as a live-in scribe. Writer-director Brian Petsos fills the overlong, meandering movie with random quirky asides, from Samuel\u2019s possible telekinetic powers to a cameo from Oscar Isaac as an inscrutably accented crime boss (in possibly the worst performance of his career). None of it makes any sense or serves any purpose, and Cohen, sporting a series of awkward wigs, makes for an annoying protagonist. Maybe a big gold brick would have helped. <strong>Grade: C<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/family-squares-scaled-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17924\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/family-squares-scaled-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/family-squares-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/family-squares-scaled-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/family-squares-scaled-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Family Squares<\/em><\/strong><strong> (VOD and select theaters February 25):<\/strong> Shot at the height of the pandemic when the members of its all-star cast clearly had nothing better to do, this family drama set almost entirely in video chat windows never transcends its lockdown-induced limitations. Multiple generations of the Worth family gather via Zoom to say goodbye to matriarch Mabel (June Squibb) as she passes peacefully in bed, and then the real drama begins as Mabel\u2019s last wishes (conveyed via posthumous video messages) unearth dormant family secrets and tensions. It\u2019s hard to make a bad movie starring the likes of Casey Wilson, Judy Greer, Margo Martindale, Ann Dowd, Henry Winkler, Sam Richardson and many more talented professionals, and <em>Family Squares<\/em> is mildly pleasant if never quite emotionally engaging. The dialogue often goes in circles, hitting the same themes repeatedly, and as charismatic as the actors are, they still can\u2019t get past the feeling of eavesdropping on someone else\u2019s obligatory family Zoom call. <strong>Grade: C+<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>My Best Part<\/em> (VOD and select theaters February 25):<\/strong> French actor Nicolas Maury makes his directorial debut with this aimless character study about a largely insufferable character. Maury plays neurotic actor J\u00e9r\u00e9mie, who begins the movie by attending a support group for people consumed by toxic jealousy, and should probably have spent the rest of his time there. J\u00e9r\u00e9mie\u2019s obsessive tracking of his boyfriend gets him justifiably dumped, just after he loses out on a major film role. So he heads home to stay with his mother (Nathalie Baye) while preparing to audition for one of the leads in a production of <em>Spring Awakening<\/em>. J\u00e9r\u00e9mie is narcissistic and whiny, and while he has a sometimes sweet relationship with his mother, Maury doesn\u2019t present any kind of character growth, and there\u2019s no urgency to J\u00e9r\u00e9mie\u2019s career or personal aspirations. He gets a cute dog, semi-flirts with his mother\u2019s handyman, and languidly practices his lines, all while vaguely pouting. It\u2019s all quite French, but not particularly compelling. <strong>Grade: C+<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-12029\" style=\"width: 21px;\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/crookedc-01.svg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our mini-reviews of &#8216;Family Squares, &#8216;Ted K,&#8217; Big Gold Brick,&#8217; and more. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":539,"featured_media":17925,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1426,340],"tags":[1436,1427],"class_list":["post-17923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vodepths","category-movie-reviews","tag-reviews","tag-vodepths"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/539"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17923"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22040,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17923\/revisions\/22040"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}