{"id":19624,"date":"2023-02-02T10:29:20","date_gmt":"2023-02-02T18:29:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=19624"},"modified":"2024-03-02T21:11:35","modified_gmt":"2024-03-03T05:11:35","slug":"review-80-for-brady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-80-for-brady\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: <i>80 for Brady<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As someone who doesn\u2019t despise Tom Brady as much as, well, the world, I do understand why <em>80 for Brady<\/em> would drive Brady-haters up the gotdamn wall. After all, it is a movie where four old ladies \u2014played by four legendary ladies \u2014 practically pray to the altar of Tom (which, of course, consists of several Tom Brady bobbleheads).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Brady (who also produced this film) gets Lily Tomlin and Oscar winners Jane Fonda, Sally Field, and Rita Moreno to play a quartet of New England Patriots-loving pals (based on an actual group of lady octogenarians called the Over 80 for Brady Club) who win tickets to the 2017 Super Bowl, where the Pats went up against the Falcons.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>These ladies are a motley, frisky bunch. Lou (Tomlin) is a cancer survivor who organizes the once-in-a-lifetime event. Trish (Fonda) is a wig-wearing minx who writes Rob Gronkowski fan fiction and still falls in love with dudes too quickly. (Fonda is practically playing the same character she played in <em>Book Club<\/em>, that other movie about wildin\u2019 old ladies. The sequel\u2019s in May, BTW.) Although she\u2019s got a home, Maura (Moreno) has been living in a swanky retirement community ever since her husband died. And Betty (Field) is a math geek who mostly solves problems for her absent-minded scholar husband (Bob Balaban, of course).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Needless to say, once they get to Houston, they get into a bunch of mildly wacky shit, from hanging with Guy Fieri after Betty competes in a hot wing-eating contest to getting fucked up on weed gummies at a party. Fieri isn\u2019t the only accommodating, familiar face these chicks get to chill with; during that party, high roller Maura ends up in a card game with Billy Porter, Patton Oswalt, and Marshawn Lynch, while Lou and Betty are outside grooving with that bathrobe-wearing music man Marc Rebillet. Yeah, these senior sisters always end up in the right place at the right time, and that\u2019s especially true when Brady and the Pats need some help during that game. For those who don\u2019t remember what happened, I won\u2019t spoil it for you. (I do remember watching that game and dozing off on a sectional, while a couple of friends were losing their shit on the other side.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/80-brady2-scaled-1024x521.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19625\" width=\"840\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/80-brady2-scaled-1024x521.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/80-brady2-768x391.jpg 768w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/80-brady2-scaled-1536x781.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/80-brady2-scaled-2048x1041.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 840px) 100vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">(Paramount Pictures)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/>It\u2019s always crazy seeing legendary movie stars of yesteryear slumming it all to hell as goofy old people in a silly-ass comedy. A decade ago, Robert De Niro, Michael Douglas, Kevin Kline, and Morgan Freeman got their <em>Hangover<\/em> on as grumpy old men in Sin City in <em>Last Vegas<\/em>; now we get the feminine equivalent of that. Director Kyle Marvin (who last directed the bitter buddy comedy <em>The Climb<\/em>) and writers Emily Halpern and Sarah Haskins (who apparently both created that failed Malin Akerman sitcom <em>Trophy Wife<\/em>) keep the humor cute and inoffensive. Things do start to get cringey as fuck when they get to the Big Game \u2014 there\u2019s even a gotdamn dance number!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But as delightful as it is to see Tomlin, Fonda, Moreno, and Field together on the big screen, <em>80 for Brady<\/em> is really a cinematic tribute to Tom Brady and how freakin\u2019 magnificent he is. On several occasions, Lou imagines Brady giving her pep talks through jumbotron screens. (She later returns the favor in one absurdly mawkish scene.)&nbsp; And the last 20 minutes is practically a highlight reel with scenes of the actresses spliced in.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>80 for Brady<\/em> is here to show you that Tom Brady (who as I\u2019m writing this, has <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/sports\/2023\/02\/01\/tom-brady-retirement\/?utm_campaign=wp_post_most&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_source=newsletter&amp;wpisrc=nl_most&amp;carta-url=https%3A%2F%2Fs2.washingtonpost.com%2Fcar-ln-tr%2F3901ac8%2F63da9c201b79c61f8773c723%2F5972ef0dade4e21a84877545%2F10%2F72%2F63da9c201b79c61f8773c723&amp;wp_cu=80b006e4ae18389d58f05e810bd8dc75%7C4FE66C7E1EE4089CE0530100007F39D7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">finally retired from football<\/a>) was amazing enough in his prime to inspire elderly women to live their best lives. But what it really does is get four iconic women together to star in a 98-minute, self-congratulatory stroke job to the man.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-vivid-red-color has-text-color has-x-large-font-size\"><strong>C-<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8217;80 for Brady&#8221; is in theaters today.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"80 FOR BRADY | Official Trailer (2023 Movie)\" width=\"760\" height=\"428\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-UeGXB2NjR8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<a href=\"https:\/\/paramountplus.qflm.net\/c\/4194910\/1647898\/3065\" target=\"_top\" id=\"1647898\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/\/a.impactradius-go.com\/display-ad\/3065-1647898\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"970\" height=\"250\"\/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/paramountplus.qflm.net\/i\/4194910\/1647898\/3065\" style=\"position:absolute;visibility:hidden;\" border=\"0\" \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four living legends (and, y&#8217;know, Tom Brady) front an odd combination of broad comedy, road movie, and NFL idolatry. Unsurprisingly, it\u2019s kind of a mess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":599,"featured_media":19626,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[340],"tags":[1436],"class_list":["post-19624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-movie-reviews","tag-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/599"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19624"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21780,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19624\/revisions\/21780"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}