{"id":28597,"date":"2026-02-10T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-10T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=28597"},"modified":"2026-02-10T05:12:59","modified_gmt":"2026-02-10T13:12:59","slug":"crooked-marquees-bad-romances-shes-all-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/crooked-marquees-bad-romances-shes-all-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Crooked Marquee\u2019s Bad Romances: <i>She&#8217;s All That<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It always surprises me whenever someone admits that they have a special place in their heart for <em>She\u2019s All That<\/em>. In 2021, the AV Club\u2019s Caroline Siede <a href=\"https:\/\/www.avclub.com\/good-luck-netflix-there-s-no-replacing-she-s-all-that-1847514249\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">proudly proclaimed her adoration<\/a>: \u201c<em>She\u2019s All That <\/em>is self-aware without being satirical, knowingly preposterous but also utterly earnest. \u2018The essence of Camp is its love of the unnatural: of artifice and exaggeration,\u2019 Susan Sontag once wrote. By that definition, <em>She\u2019s All That <\/em>is a high-camp masterpiece.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, the \u201890s rom-com was a major hit (costing around $7-$10 million and grossing over $100 million), launched the careers of a lot of young stars, and kicked off a teen-movie resurgence that went on all through 1999 (aka the Greatest Movie Year Ever Fight Me On My Momma and Everything I Love\u2122). But we shouldn\u2019t forget that it\u2019s also one ugly, morally reprehensible film. So of course, it came from Harvey Weinstein.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The story goes that Weinstein wanted to make a \u201cpiece of shit\u201d film, just to prove he could roll with the major studios and also churn out mediocre, moneymaking product. Instead of releasing it through little brother Bob\u2019s genre-friendly, Dimension Films wing, Weinstein gave it a full-on Miramax rollout. Despite Disney CEO Michael Eisner warning Weinstein that he\u2019s \u201cfucking with the brand name\u201d by going mainstream, by the time <em>That<\/em> hit number one in its opening weekend, Weinstein was officially in the teensploitation business.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Directed by Canadian choreographer\/TV director Robert Iscove (he did that racially diverse <em>Cinderella<\/em> movie with Whitney Houston and Brandy) and scripted by R. Lee Fleming Jr. (a beholden-to-Harvey M. Night Shyamalan did a script polish), <em>That <\/em>is one of many \u201890s teen films that reimagines a classic work. In this case, it\u2019s the George Bernard Shaw play <em>Pygmalion<\/em>, later famously revamped as the musical <a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/classic-corner-my-fair-lady\/\"><em>My Fair Lady<\/em><\/a>. Set in one of those tony, California-based high schools that look more like a resort, the Henry Higgins of this story is Zach Siler (Freddie Prinze, Jr.), a BMOC whose girlfriend (<em>Nash Bridges<\/em> eye candy Jodi Lyn O\u2019Keefe) breaks up with him, as she\u2019s allegedly found true love with a reality-show himbo (Matthew Lillard, goofy as hell).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With the prom just weeks away, Siler is desperate for a date. He agrees to a bet with his buddy (Paul Walker, not yet living fast and furious) where his bestie must pick an undateable girl Siler has to turn into prom-queen material. And that\u2019s where Laney Boggs (Rachael Leigh Cook, who played a young Parker Posey in the MIramax-released <a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/a-very-harveys-hellhole-thanksgiving\/#google_vignette\"><em>The House of Yes<\/em><\/a>, which also starred Prinze), aka our Eliza Doolittle, literally stumbles in. Boggs is the school\u2019s resident outcast, a four-eyed klutz who is loathed by most of the student body for basically being working-class and into art. Even a goth girl (future <em>Veep<\/em> alumna Clea DuVall) tells her she should take a cue from other late, great artists and commit suicide.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"575\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/shesallthat2-1024x575.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28599\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/shesallthat2-1024x575.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/shesallthat2-768x431.jpg 768w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/shesallthat2.jpg 1300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Out of all the problematic high-school flicks of that year (do I have to bring up all the obvious sex crimes that happened in <em>American Pie<\/em>?), I always found <em>That<\/em> to be the most mean-spirited. When I <a href=\"https:\/\/www.houstonpress.com\/film\/teen-scheme-6569352\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">reviewed<\/a> the movie before its release (yes, I\u2019m that old), I said the films had more in common with the black-hearted \u201ccomedies\u201d of misanthropic indie auteurs Neil LaBute and Todd Solondz than anything John Hughes gave \u201880s audiences. It\u2019s like a mashup of I<em>n the Company of Men<\/em> and <em>Welcome to the Dollhouse<\/em>, with wardrobe provided by Urban Outfitters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Like most teensploitation films of that era, <em>That<\/em> gives us an exaggerated, damn-near-fantastical view of adolescence. After all, it would have you believe that a conventionally attractive girl like Boggs, who\u2019s too preoccupied with working and taking care of her widowed dad (Kevin Pollak) and eccentric brother (baby-faced, future Emmy\/Oscar winner Kieran Culkin) to deal with Siler and his sudden interest in her, is seen as, according to Siler, \u201cscary and inaccessible.\u201d We eventually get to that tired trope of turning the geeky-but-cute gal into an all-out smokeshow. Before Siler takes her to a party, Boggs gets <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/DulNizULQ94?si=iIxH7LyRYDhyevCl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">a pointless makeover<\/a> by Siler\u2019s sister (Anna Paquin) that\u2019s really just a haircut, a nice dress and, as always, no glasses. As Jesse Hassenger said in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nylon.com\/shes-all-that-teen-movies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">a 2019 anniversary piece<\/a>, this movie \u201cinhabits a world that can hardly conceive of unattractiveness, or any genuine strife.\u201d&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>That<\/em> does go about subverting the teen-movie genre in other ways. Siler\u2019s really the nerd \u2014 a jock with the fourth highest GPA in class and a stack full of acceptance letters from Ivy League colleges \u2014 while Boggs is an arty but average student. It also features Black and Brown actors (including Gabrielle Union, a pre-<em>West Wing<\/em>\/<em>Psych<\/em> Dule Hill, and X-rated rap princess Lil\u2019 Kim) playing popular kids. Perhaps the oddest appearance from a performer of color is the school\u2019s resident DJ(?), played by R&amp;B star Usher. Fresh from doing a bit role in Robert Rodriguez\u2019s sci-fi thriller <em>The Faculty<\/em>, another Weinstein-backed teen flick, the singer appeared in reshoots that tied in to the <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/r4mQmoD72tc?si=pgz4gN6D_WWd4pEJ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Fatboy Slim-scored dance number<\/a> (originally written as a random-ass thing that happens) in the climactic prom sequence. In a 2019 oral history, Iscove admitted the number was a demo reel for the Weinsteins, who were considering him to helm their upcoming musical <a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/and-all-that-jazz-chicago-at-20\/\"><em>Chicago<\/em><\/a>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The dance number is indicative of how all-over-the-place <em>That<\/em> is. There are earnest moments between Prinze and Cook placed alongside scenes that go from slapsticky (mostly done by Lillard) to gross (it makes high-school pizza even more disgusting) to downright cruel. And there\u2019s also the rampant misogyny, not to mention the cringey datedness of it all. Just the title alone sounds like a decision made by old white guys who think they know the latest street lingo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While I would get my more authentic teen-entertainment fix later that year with the short-lived, star-launching TV dramedy <em>Freaks and Geeks<\/em>, all the teen girls spent 1999 going to see movies like <em>She\u2019s All That<\/em>, and swooning over guys who put girls through manipulative, gaslighting shit \u2014 and ending up together anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;She&#8217;s All That&#8221; is streaming on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.paramountplus.com\/movies\/video\/uiHodgzWGum_zvn3ldpMHctKTSsx09IK\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.paramountplus.com\/movies\/video\/uiHodgzWGum_zvn3ldpMHctKTSsx09IK\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Paramount+<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mgmplus.com\/movie\/shes-all-that-1999\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.mgmplus.com\/movie\/shes-all-that-1999\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">MGM+<\/a>, and is available for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.justwatch.com\/us\/movie\/shes-all-that\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.justwatch.com\/us\/movie\/shes-all-that\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">digital rental or purchase.<\/a> <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cCrooked Marquee\u2019s Bad Romances\u201d is an annual spotlight on anti-Valentine\u2019s Day favorites. Follow this year\u2019s recommendations <a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/tag\/bad-romance-2026\/\">here<\/a>; you can also read our entries for <a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/tag\/bad-romance-2025\/\">2025<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/tag\/bad-romance-2024\/\">2024<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/tag\/bad-romance-2023\/\">2023<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"She&#039;s All That (1999) Official Trailer - Freddie Prinze Jr., Paul Walker Movie HD\" width=\"760\" height=\"428\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ExDPiPhLqEQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 1999 teen rom-com is widely beloved these days \u2014 but it\u2019s tonally inexplicable and morally reprehensible, so of course it came from Harvey Weinstein. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":599,"featured_media":28600,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1399],"tags":[1866,1422],"class_list":["post-28597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-looking-back","tag-bad-romance-2026","tag-looking-back"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/599"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28597"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28610,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28597\/revisions\/28610"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}