{"id":28604,"date":"2026-02-10T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-10T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=28604"},"modified":"2026-02-09T19:32:20","modified_gmt":"2026-02-10T03:32:20","slug":"the-best-movies-to-buy-or-stream-this-week-if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you-sisu-road-to-revenge-a-woman-under-the-influence-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/the-best-movies-to-buy-or-stream-this-week-if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you-sisu-road-to-revenge-a-woman-under-the-influence-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Movies to Buy or Stream This Week: <i>If I Had Legs, I\u2019d Kick You<\/i>, <i>Sisu: Road to Revenge<\/i>, <i>A Woman Under the Influence<\/i>, and More"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Every Tuesday, discriminating viewers are confronted with a flurry of choices: new releases on disc and on demand, vintage and original movies on any number of streaming platforms, catalogue titles making a splash on Blu-ray or 4K. This twice-monthly column sifts through all of those choices to pluck out the movies most worth your time, no matter how you\u2019re watching.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>PICK OF THE WEEK:&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.criterion.com\/films\/510-a-woman-under-the-influence?srsltid=AfmBOopYrnQQ9XeApubva3leJmpNwlVVEKWUmKh9akbINAe7F2-2uiHb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>A Woman Under the Influence<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>:<\/strong> John Cassavetes\u2019s most-acclaimed (and most commercially successful) indie effort gets a 4K upgrade from Criterion, so that you can appreciate the warts-and-all intensity of one of the greatest performances in movie history: Gena Rowlands as the title character, an over-stressed wife and mother whose tenuous hold on reality finally tips over. Peter Falk co-stars as her husband, whose short fuse does much to contribute to her shaky state, and his presence is a major component of the picture\u2019s skill; this is no simple story of a lady goin\u2019 crazy, but of the aspects of a seemingly \u201cnormal\u201d life that can drive even the calm, cool, and collected off the deep end. As is his style, Cassavetes takes no shortcuts \u2014 scenes play out at full, uncomfortable length, overwhelmed by long, awkward silences and impenetrable crosstalk. And at the center of it all is Rowlands, as dangerous as a stick of dynamite and as vulnerable as an open wound. (Includes audio commentary, archival interviews, trailer, and essay by Kent Jones.)&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>ON HBO MAX:<\/strong><strong><br \/><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/play.hbomax.com\/show\/dc9b06eb-1210-4257-a80e-5bddf74900c7?utm_source=universal_search\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>If I Had Legs, I\u2019d Kick You<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>: <\/strong>I\u2019m not sure I\u2019ve ever seen a film so vividly capture the moment-to-moment feeling of living with anxiety (and living around people with it) \u2014 which makes it a nerve-rattling, sometimes harrowing sit. But it\u2019s putting a real state of being on screen, anchored by a jaw-dropping performance by Oscar nominee Rose Byrne; writer\/director Mary Bronstein opens with a close-up of Byrne\u2019s face, listening, stressed, already fuming, and as she listens, flinches, and reacts, it pushes in closer, and closer, and somehow closer still. And that\u2019s a pretty apt visual representation of the entire movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>ON BLU-RAY \/ DVD \/ VOD:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/dvd-sisu-road-to-revenge-jalmari-helander\/1148786178\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Sisu: Road to Revenge<\/em><\/strong><\/a>:<strong> <\/strong>The original <em>Sisu<\/em> was an unexpected hit back in 2022, though box office experts may have been underestimating the degree to which moviegoers wanted to watch Nazis getting brutally, gorily dispatched. Last year\u2019s follow-up was a comparative disappointment, which is a shame, because writer\/director Jalmari Helander&nbsp;and star Jorma Tommila have really cracked a code here; about halfway through, it occurred to me that these movies are live-action Road Runner cartoons, just as relentlessly paced, disinterested in the realities of the physical world, and willing to go to great lengths for big, absurd laughs. And, bonus, they clock in at 90 minutes or less \u2014 a brevity that other makers of grindhouse homages would be wise to bear in mind. (Includes featurette and alternate ending.)&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Three Reasons: 3:10 to Yuma\" width=\"760\" height=\"428\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2CigUBkud7o?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>ON 4K:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/diabolikdvd.com\/product\/310-to-yuma-criterion-4k-uhd-blu-ray-preorder\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>3:10 to Yuma<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>:<\/strong> The first film adaptation of Elmore Leonard\u2019s short story, this 1957 Western from director Delmer Daves checks every box for a good \u201850s oater, starting from its opening credits, which are accompanied by a heartily-sung theme song. Halsted Welles\u2019s admirably efficient screenplay sets up the characters and stakes with clarity: Van Heflin is Dan Evans, a struggling farmer and family man who can make some quick, much-needed cash by guarding the notorious criminal Ben Wade (an oilily charming Glenn Ford) while he awaits the titular train to his doom. Of course, Wade\u2019s gang isn\u2019t gonna let that happen, and like the best of Leonard\u2019s Western, it works as both a plot-driven action movie and an existential meditation, this time on the place of honor and duty in a lawless world. The tension of its ticking clock is palpable, the cinematography by Charles Lawton Jr. is gorgeous (Criterion\u2019s 4K upgrade is a beauty), and its ending is one of the most satisfying in the genre. (Includes interviews and essay by Kent Jones.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/diabolikdvd.com\/product\/playtime-criterion-4k-uhd-blu-ray-preorder\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>PlayTime<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>:<\/strong> This 1967 French comedy (another 4K upgrade from Criterion) was famously the movie that basically ended Jacques Tati, a spectacular production that flopped upon its initial release, though it has subsequently found an audience for its singular style, which presents social satire and slapstick comedy on a massive scale, on giant sets, in wide shots, all shot in 70mm. Tati turns up occasionally as his signature character, the bumbling Monsieur Hulot, but it\u2019s not really a comedy personality vehicle like his earlier hits; it\u2019s a picture far more experimental in its approach, and its detail-driven aesthetic rewards multiple viewings. (Includes introduction, audio commentaries, featurettes, archival interviews, short films, and essay by Jonathan Rosenbaum.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gruv.com\/products\/bullet-in-the-head-4k-ultra-hd-blu-ray-uhd-_1000858615?srsltid=AfmBOorTbJONOHTgUbgR3porULQ1HG11cLUABO8vhewwsP36Z3doOyq8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Bullet in the Head<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>:<\/strong> The next release for Shout\u2019s Hong Kong Cinema Classics was John Woo\u2019s follow-up to the one-two-three punch of <em>A Better Tomorrow, A Better Tomorrow II, <\/em>and <em>The Killer<\/em>, and it feels like Woo was anxious to stretch himself a bit \u2014 there are still shoot-outs and chases a-plenty, beautifully done, but with a more personal and powerful story, style at the service of substance. The main shift here is tonal; this isn\u2019t <em>fun<\/em>, like his previous action movies, but a grim, hard, tough movie, an Asian riff on <em>The Deer Hunter<\/em>, right down to the wedding opening and the one friend who succumbs to the darkness. The scope of this thing is just mind-boggling \u2014 the combat sequences are as spectacular as anything in <em>Apocalypse Now<\/em> \u2014 but Woo stays on-message, crafting a sharp indictment of the bloodlust engendered (necessitated, really) by combat. (Includes alternate cut, alternate ending, interviews, and trailers.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gruv.com\/products\/once-a-thief-4k-ultra-hd-blu-ray-uhd-_1000858831?_pos=1&amp;_sid=a1c538ad0&amp;_ss=r\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Once a Thief<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>: <\/strong>For his next feature (also new to 4K from HKCC), Woo continued to bend the sides of his box, while making a movie that almost feels like a purging after the serious business of <em>Bullet<\/em> \u2014 an exercise in pure pleasure, a fun and stylish combination of action movie, heist picture, and light love triangle. (The late appearance of a <em>Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid<\/em> poster is extremely telling.) He\u2019s never been lighter on his feet than he is here, and the same goes for Chow Yun-fat, absent and missed in <em>Bullet<\/em>, looking as close to Cary Grant as anyone not named Clooney. The heist sequences are tip-top, the sheer acrobatics of the final shoot-out are awe-inspiring (in a comedy, Woo can pay even less attention to gravity, physics, and common sense), and it has one of the all-time great late-movie character reveals.&nbsp; (Includes audio commentary, interviews, and trailer.)&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/diabolikdvd.com\/product\/lets-spend-the-night-together-kino-4k-uhd-blu-ray-preorder\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Let\u2019s Spend the Night Together<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>: <\/strong>One of the nice things about the longevity of the Rolling Stones is how many great directors have had the chance to make a concert film and\/or documentary about them, from Scorsese to Robert Frank to the Maysles Brothers to Brett Morgan; in 1981, Hal Ashby got his turn, helming not only a pay-per-view live concert but this theatrically-released concert film, now out on 4K from KL Studio Classics. Neither Ashby nor the Stones were at their peak <em>exactly<\/em>, but they were close enough to their golden eras to create something memorable and exciting, particularly when Mick Jagger just goes for broke and Ashby\u2019s cameras go there with him. Picture and sound quality are excellent, and the set list is an acceptable mixture of standards and deeper cuts. (Includes audio commentaries and trailer.)&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vinegarsyndrome.com\/products\/dont-be-afraid-of-the-dark\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Don\u2019t Be Afraid of the Dark<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>: <\/strong>Vinegar Syndrome launches Iconoscope, its new sub-label focusing on TV movies, series, and mini-series, in the smartest possible way: with a sparkling 4K of one of the best of all \u201870s Movies of the Week. (It\u2019s so beloved that no less than Guillermo del Toro produced and co-wrote a 2010 theatrical remake.) Kim Darby is terrific as a young wife who inherits her grandmother\u2019s dusty old mansion, and discovers something sinister hiding in its walls. The monsters and effects are surprisingly sophisticated, but more than that, they\u2019re haunting; it\u2019s <em>very <\/em>easy to imagine curious kids watching this one Sunday night and having quite a difficult time falling asleep after.&nbsp; (Includes audio commentaries, location featurette, and essay by Amanda Reyes.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Enchantress (1984) Shaw Brothers **Official Trailer** \u5996\u9b42\" width=\"760\" height=\"570\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9Puw0jhGZcE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/><strong>ON BLU-RAY:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gruv.com\/products\/shaw-brothers-classics-vol-8-blu-ray-_1000858335?srsltid=AfmBOop3APo108mE3A2C3EN8d-TBUF3F47twXMXFu7MhAV9H0RYi0WIn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Shaw Brothers Classics Vol. 8<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>: <\/strong>Shout Factory\u2019s latest Shaw collection is, as usual, an eye-bulging bounty of movies: 12 titles on as many discs, including two <em>Sentimental Swordsman<\/em> movies and a <em>Bastard Swordsman<\/em> sequel. Like the most recent <em>Shawscope<\/em> set, the emphasis here is on the studio\u2019s \u201880s output, when straight-up kung fu or wuxia wasn\u2019t cutting it anymore, and their directors were encouraged to insert sci-fi, fantasy, and horror elements to keep pace with American blockbusters. Not all of them work (the tonal shifts of the broad comedy aspects are a real problem), but several do; my favorite is <em>The Enchantress<\/em>, featuring a marvelously cackling villainess, wire-fu galore, and a vibrant color scheme that\u2019s crisply captured by Shout\u2019s as-per-usual top-notch restoration work. (Includes audio commentaries, interviews, and trailers.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vinegarsyndrome.com\/products\/christina-lindberg-the-original-eye-patch-wearing-butt-kicking-movie-babe?_pos=1&amp;_sid=9c34e914e&amp;_ss=r\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Christina Lundberg: The Original Eyepatch Wearing Butt-Kicking Movie Babe<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>:<\/strong> This new documentary from Vinegar Syndrome partner label Klubb Super 8 focuses on one of the all-time exploitation movie icons: Christina Lundberg, the gorgeous Swedish model-turned-actress who took center stage in such classics (of a sort) as <em>Thriller: A Cruel Picture<\/em>, <em>Sex and Fury<\/em>, and <em>Anita: Swedish Nymphet<\/em>. The filmmaking is slightly shoddy, but it barely matters; Lundberg is such a fascinating subject, so good-humored, good-natured, and tuned in to who and what she is, that you just want to hang out with her for the picture\u2019s brisk 72 minutes, and the surprising presence of her thoughtful <em>Anita<\/em> co-star Stellan Skarsg\u00e5rd makes for one of the doc\u2019s most enlightening passages. (Includes short film, featurette, and Lundeberg trailers.)\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vinegarsyndrome.com\/products\/blast-off-girls-the-girl-the-body-and-the-pill?_pos=1&amp;_sid=0a7daacd5&amp;_ss=r\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Blast-Off Girls \/ The Girl, the Body, and the Pill<\/em><\/strong><\/a><strong>:<\/strong> Before he established himself as the king of gory horror with 1963\u2019s <em>Blood Feast, <\/em>Herschel Gordon Lewis was making \u201cnudie cuties\u201d \u2014 and even after the monster success of that film, he continued to fill his pipeline with non-horror efforts, roughies like <em>Scum of the Earth<\/em> and children\u2019s movies like <em>Jimmy the Boy Wonder <\/em>and oddities like this AGFA-released double feature from 1967. The box copy claims <em>Blast-Off Girls<\/em> was his attempt to do a <em>Hard Day\u2019s Night Riff<\/em>, but suffice it to say that Chicago-based garage rock band The Faded Blue are no Beatles (as singers <em>or <\/em>actors), though Dan Conway is utterly convincing as their slimy, no-good manager. <em>The Girl<\/em> is more successful, an odd but captivating mixture of sexploitation and stern warning, with Pamela Rhea as a liberal high school teacher whose attempts at sex education don\u2019t go exactly as planned. (Includes audio commentaries, interview, alternate opening credits, short, 51 minutes of Lewis trailers, and essays by Janna Jones and Gentry Austin.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"BLAST-OFF GIRLS [Official AGFA Trailer]\" width=\"760\" height=\"428\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DcL3jjykaUU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every Tuesday, discriminating viewers are confronted with a flurry of choices: new releases on disc and on demand, vintage and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":531,"featured_media":28605,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1616,340],"tags":[1617,1436],"class_list":["post-28604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-disc-streaming-guides","category-movie-reviews","tag-disc-streaming-guide","tag-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/531"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28609,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28604\/revisions\/28609"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}