{"id":8968,"date":"2018-03-09T16:56:23","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T21:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=8968"},"modified":"2018-06-28T13:31:37","modified_gmt":"2018-06-28T17:31:37","slug":"review-they-should-have-come-at-a-wrinkle-in-time-from-another-lengle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/review-they-should-have-come-at-a-wrinkle-in-time-from-another-lengle\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: They Should Have Come at <i>A Wrinkle in Time<\/i> from Another L&#8217;Engle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Madeleine L&#8217;Engle&#8217;s <em>A Wrinkle in Time<\/em>, first published in 1962, is one of the most beloved young adult novels not to have already been turned into a movie (except for a 2003 TV version that nobody, least of all L&#8217;Engle, liked), so Disney&#8217;s new big-screen adaptation has a lot riding on it. Unfortunately, it&#8217;s <em>The Chronicles of Narnia\u00a0<\/em>all over again: a popular Christian-themed series of books whose movie version makes you wonder what everyone sees in the books.<\/p>\n<p>Directed by Ava DuVernay (<em>Selma<\/em>) from a screenplay by Disney regular Jennifer Lee (<em>Wreck-It Ralph<\/em>, <em>Frozen<\/em>), <em>A Wrinkle in Time<\/em>\u00a0feels like a random series of fantastical and often beautiful but still very random events. Cause and effect are not always clear; whimsical things just sort of happen. Someone turns into a giant leaf and lets the kids hop on her back to fly around like a magic carpet, then forgets about gravity and lets one of the kids fall thousands of feet to the ground, only he&#8217;s saved because Oprah tells the flowers to go catch him. Oprah is all-powerful here (as in life), but she doesn&#8217;t lift a finger herself, just bosses flowers around. Someone else only speaks in famous quotations, except when she doesn&#8217;t. The powers and forces at play are vaguely defined, nebulous in purpose. How do you access a wormhole and travel billions of light years in a few seconds? &#8220;You just have to find the right frequency and have faith in who you are.&#8221; What?!<\/p>\n<p>The basic story is simple enough. Awkward, outcast teenager Meg Murry (Storm Reid) and her adopted genius 6-year-old brother, Charles Wallace (Deric McCabe), miss their father (Chris Pine), a scientist who was studying wormholes and space travel when he suddenly vanished four years ago. Now three fabulously dressed ladies &#8212; Mrs. Whatsit (Reese Witherspoon), Mrs. Who (Mindy Kaling), and Mrs. Which (Oprah Winfrey) &#8212; arrive at the Murry home pledging to use their powers as &#8220;warriors who serve the good in the universe&#8221; to help the kids find Dad. For no apparent reason, they are joined on their journey by a boy in Meg&#8217;s class, Calvin (Levi Miller), whom they barely know, while their mother (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) is left behind.<\/p>\n<p>The goddess ladies have a great deal of power, though it is limited and not well explained. They whisk the kids to a foreign planet where their father spent some time, then discover he&#8217;s been imprisoned on another planet, a totally dark one. (&#8220;Dark&#8221; just means evil; the planet is well lit.) The ladies, being pure light, CANNOT teleport to a dark planet, except when they can. But then it&#8217;s only because Meg has such strong will, in that one instance, for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>Most of the time &#8212; and this is the point (?) of the story &#8212; Meg is riddled with self-doubt and insecurity, which she must overcome. Yet despite &#8220;you just have to believe in yourself&#8221; being the most common of all Disney lessons, it falls flat here because of Storm Reid&#8217;s distinctly uncharismatic performance and the script&#8217;s general blandness. The conclusion is anticlimactic, again because of the vagueness of it all: They overcome evil through the power of love, activated by Meg listing her flaws to Charles Wallace. The struggles and victories are too internal to carry a movie that&#8217;s so visual.<\/p>\n<p>And yet there&#8217;s a pure-hearted sweetness to everything. Words like &#8220;sincere&#8221; and &#8220;earnest&#8221; will probably appear in most of the reviews because those descriptors are as indisputably applicable as words like &#8220;fantasy&#8221; and &#8220;PG-rated&#8221; are. It&#8217;s not a matter of opinion; the movie <em>is<\/em> sincere.<\/p>\n<p>The question is, sincere about what? Any overt Christianity in the book (I haven&#8217;t read it) is missing here, replaced by a flavorless &#8220;good vs. evil&#8221; philosophy and a lot of Oprah-like platitudes. (&#8220;You just have to find the right frequency and have faith in who you are&#8221; might be straight out of L&#8217;Engle, but it sounds like something Oprah would say, doesn&#8217;t it? Well-meaning but not helpful in any practical way?) It&#8217;s a nice movie that&#8217;s pretty to look at, but its niceness and prettiness are all it has going for it. Whether that&#8217;s sufficient is up to you.<\/p>\n<h3>Grade: <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">C<\/span><\/h3>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em>Join our <a href=\"http:\/\/crookedmarquee.us16.list-manage.com\/subscribe?u=dc6679cd997ec610eeaf50562&amp;id=db71dbf4c3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mailing list<\/a>! Follow on <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CrookedMarquee\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter<\/a>! 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