{"id":9103,"date":"2018-04-03T15:02:54","date_gmt":"2018-04-03T19:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=9103"},"modified":"2018-06-28T13:31:00","modified_gmt":"2018-06-28T17:31:00","slug":"a-look-into-daniel-day-lewis-day-planner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/a-look-into-daniel-day-lewis-day-planner\/","title":{"rendered":"A Look into Daniel Day-Lewis\u2019 Day Planner"},"content":{"rendered":"

We got an exclusive look into the day(-lewis) planner of three-time Academy Award winning actor Daniel Day-Lewis now that he\u2019s retired from acting.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

5:45 a.m. Wake up. Notify doctor if I\u2019ve had the dream where I get shot by John Wilkes Booth again.<\/span><\/p>\n

6:00 a.m. See if Paul Thomas Anderson called my bluff on the whole \u201cno acting\u201d thing and has a new role for me.<\/span><\/p>\n

6:45 a.m. Reorganize my awards by lack of meaning to the craft.<\/span><\/p>\n

8:00 a.m. Find my wife and pitch The Ballad of Jack and Rose 2: Jack\u2019s Back<\/i> again to see if she likes it more this time.<\/span><\/p>\n

8:30 a.m. Talk to therapist about how I can \u201conly live through playing a character.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

8:31 a.m. Walk out of therapist\u2019s office because she\u2019s wrong.<\/span><\/p>\n

9:45 a.m. Work on my new role as someone who isn\u2019t mad at Gary Oldman winning an Oscar for wearing a fat suit as opposed to REAL ACTING.<\/span><\/p>\n

11:00 a.m. Leave a single raw steak out in the yard for Jared Leto in case he comes around asking for acting advice again.<\/span><\/p>\n

11:30 a.m. Work on complaint letters against the creative team of Paddington 2<\/i> for making light of famed actors who sometimes speak to their characters through intricate mannequins.<\/span><\/p>\n

1:15 p.m. Take nap. If I wake up next to an intricately made painting, clean paint from left foot.<\/span><\/p>\n

3:30 p.m. Work on my new role as someone who isn\u2019t still mad at Tom Hanks for fake dying in 1993 as opposed to REAL ACTING because if I was playing the role I would have actually died for the craft.<\/span><\/p>\n

4:00 p.m. Sacrifice a baby goat to the Necromancer so I can continue having the power to die for a role and then return.<\/span><\/p>\n

5:00 p.m. Take second nap. If I wake up next to a perfectly crafted dress, pretend I bought it for my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n

5:30 p.m. Take one of the Paul Dano clones for a walk and then beat him to death with a bowling pin because it\u2019s the only way I can feel anything anymore.<\/span><\/p>\n

6:30 p.m. See if I can make it more than fifteen minutes into Nine<\/i>.<\/span><\/p>\n

6:45 p.m. Research the most intense role of my career: a retired actor who needs to reconnect with his family due to a severe obsession with method acting that has left him unable to tell fiction from reality.<\/span><\/p>\n

8:00 p.m. Retreat into a dark room so I can wrestle with the knowledge that Bill the Butcher killed so many people and I will have to live with that guilt for the rest of my life.<\/span><\/p>\n

10:30 p.m. End the day with a milkshake and head off to bed. If I wake myself up from screaming \u201cleave me my name\u201d in my sleep, hang out with Jared Leto until his personality exhausts me so much I go back to sleep.<\/span><\/p>\n

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