This week’s “good enough, I guess, if you’re not too picky” home-invasion thriller is Breaking In<\/em>,”which offers the innovative twist of the bad guys getting inside and holding the kids captive while the mom is locked outside<\/em> and has to “break in,” as it were. What will those geniuses in Hollywood come up with next?!<\/p>\n A wealthy white-collar criminal has passed away, necessitating a visit by his estranged daughter, Shaun (Gabrielle Union), to his high-tech, super-secured house to get it ready to go on the market. For fun, she brings along her young teenage children, Jasmine (Ajiona Alexus) and Glover (Seth Carr); her husband, who exists (a rarity for a mom-and-kids thriller), stays home because the plot doesn’t need him.<\/p>\n But wouldn’t you know it, a quartet of bad guys have scheduled this very weekend for their burglary of the house, where they believe there’s a hidden safe full of cash. Shaun gets trapped outdoors with one of the dudes (Mark Furze) while the other three — Eddie (Billy Burke) the leader, Duncan (Richard Cabral) the psycho, and Sam (Levi Meaden) the tweaker with a heart of gold — lock themselves in the impenetrable fortress of a house with Jasmine and Glover.<\/p>\n Whatever you think will happen next is probably about right. The screenplay, by formula-friendly Ryan Engle (Rampage<\/em>, The Commuter<\/em>), hews closely to the routine, and director James McTeigue (V for Vendetta<\/em>) keeps things safely PG-13 (watch for the F-words that have been dubbed over with “frickin'” or “full-on,” as in, “He’s a full-on psycho”). The formula allows for a few brief thrills and for Union to have her don’t-get-between-a-mama-bear-and-her-cubs moments, basically meeting the minimum acceptable standards for this type of movie. But don’t go out of your way to see it; there’ll probably be another one just like it in a week or two.<\/p>\n This week’s “good enough, I guess, if you’re not too picky” home-invasion thriller is Breaking In,”which offers the innovative twist […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":9339,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1381,340],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-movies","category-movie-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/92"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9338\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Grade: C+<\/span><\/h3>\n
1 hr., 28 min; rated PG-13 for\u00a0violence, menace, bloody images, sexual references, and brief strong language<\/h5>\n
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