{"id":9352,"date":"2018-05-15T05:00:32","date_gmt":"2018-05-15T09:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/?p=9352"},"modified":"2019-01-12T14:47:17","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T19:47:17","slug":"hannibal-king-ryan-reynolds-first-wade-into-the-deadpool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/hannibal-king-ryan-reynolds-first-wade-into-the-deadpool\/","title":{"rendered":"Hannibal King: Ryan Reynolds&#8217; First Wade into the Deadpool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"> <i>Deadpool<\/i> came in like a comet in 2016, grossing $783.1 million worldwide \u2014 fantastic for any movie, but unheard of for a hard-R superhero movie. Audiences responded to Ryan Reynolds\u2019 Bugs-Bunny-on-meth take on the character, and to the way the film didn\u2019t believe in a fourth wall and poked fun at the superhero genre. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">But as much as audiences were delighted that they hadn\u2019t seen anything like <i>Deadpool<\/i> before, they actually had. Twelve years before <i>Deadpool<\/i> \u2014 seven years before <i>Green Lantern<\/i> \u2014 Reynolds had a supporting role in <i>Blade: Trinity<\/i> as wise-cracking vampire hunter Hannibal King. Audiences can be forgiven for not remembering this because the film was a flop best remembered for comedian Patton Oswalt\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/tv.avclub.com\/patton-oswalt-on-his-most-memorable-roles-and-giving-li-1798234688\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span class=\"s2\">account<\/span><\/a> of how miserable a shoot it was. But revisiting the film, we see that Hannibal King is actually Ryan Reynolds\u2019 first run at playing Deadpool \u2014 he just didn\u2019t know it yet. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"> Hannibal King was turned into a vampire after hooking up with the wrong person. After five years of being what he calls a \u201cvampire cabana boy,\u201d he was rescued by Abigail Whistler (Jessica Biel) \u2014 estranged daughter of Abraham Whistler (Kris Kristofferson), Blade\u2019s mentor \u2014 and cured of his vampirism. He has now dedicated his life to fighting vampires. But King\u2019s character is established before we even see him, as <i>Blade: Trinity<\/i> begins with his opening narration, which contains elements of Deadpool\u2019s meta-commentary:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cIn the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy always manages to save the day at the last minute with crosses and holy water. But everybody knows the movies are full of s***. The truth is, it started with Blade, and it ended with him. The rest of us were just along for the ride.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cdf75a788427f27ee94282a7041671cb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-9354\" src=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cdf75a788427f27ee94282a7041671cb.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cdf75a788427f27ee94282a7041671cb.jpg 500w, https:\/\/crookedmarquee.com\/stage8\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/cdf75a788427f27ee94282a7041671cb-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>King doesn\u2019t appear on screen until 32 minutes in, and once he does, the film turns into a buddy comedy where Blade is Murtaugh and King is Riggs. Blade holds King and the rest of the Nightstalkers as a joke outfit because they have fun while hunting vampires. Abigail listens to her iPod; King notes, \u201cShe listens to trip-hop, trance, I\u2019m more of a David Hasselhoff guy.\u201d King makes jokes and wears a nametag that reads \u201cHello My Name is F*** You.\u201d In every scene King fires off quips and zingers both at Blade and the rest of the team. When he\u2019s eventually captured by Dominic Purcell\u2019s Dracula he is in manic survival mode, and that\u2019s where his delivery most directly mirrors Deadpool. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"> Hannibal King wakes up to discover he\u2019s being held captive by Danica Talos (Parker Posey) \u2014 the vampire who turned him \u2014 and Jarko Grimwood (Triple H). They have this conversation:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ryan Reynolds funny scene from Blade : Trinity\" width=\"760\" height=\"428\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/V3QGGLaglck?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"><strong>DANICA:<\/strong> Tell us about Blade, King. What\u2019s this weapon he\u2019s been planning?<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"s1\"><strong>HANNIBAL:<\/strong> I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is \u2026 ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"s1\"><strong>JARKO:<\/strong> <i>[choking him]<\/i> Spit it out, you f****** fruitcake.<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"s1\"><strong>HANNIBAL:<\/strong> All right, f***, I\u2019ll tell you about the weapon!\u00a0<i>[regains his composure]<\/i> It\u2019s a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the chocolatey goodness, half the calories. Plus it helps prevent tooth decay. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Later in the scene, after meeting a vampire Pomeranian:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"><strong>JARKO:<\/strong> Precious, isn\u2019t he?<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"s1\"><strong>HANNIBAL:<\/strong> Well, that depends who you ask. Because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"s1\"><strong>JARKO:<\/strong> And when the f*** did you see my dick, f***-face?<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"s1\"><strong>HANNIBAL:<\/strong> <em>[pointing to Danica]<\/em> I was talking to HER!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">And the end of the scene:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"><strong>DANICA:<\/strong> Enough! It\u2019s not funny anymore!<br \/>\n<\/span><span class=\"s1\"><strong>HANNIBAL:<\/strong> No, it\u2019s not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you\u2019re feeling in the back of your throat right now? That\u2019s atomized colloidal silver. It\u2019s being pumped through the building\u2019s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thunderc***! Which means the fat lady should be singing right about now! <i>[pause]<\/i> Heh, this is awkward.<i> [pause]<\/i> Do you have a cell phone?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"> The biggest difference between King and Deadpool is the speed. <i>Deadpool<\/i> moves at a thousand miles an hour. The film is essentially a cartoon, whereas <i>Blade: Trinity<\/i> almost grinds to a halt when Reynolds is offscreen. King is still a cartoon, but the film tries to ground him via his fear of being a vampire again. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">There\u2019s an alternate timeline where <i>Blade: Trinity<\/i> is a big enough hit that New Line green-lights the <i>Nightstalkers<\/i> spinoff where, after rendering vampires extinct, they fight werewolves. If that happens, Reynolds almost certainly passes on Green Lantern and perhaps never becomes Deadpool. Luckily for him, the <i>Blade<\/i> franchise managed to miss every wave of superhero movies. The first one (1998) came too early, the second (2002) came months before <i>Spider-Man<\/i>, and the third (2004) came during the pre-MCU\/<i>Dark Knight<\/i> bout of superhero fatigue. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"> Hannibal King might be a footnote on Ryan Reynolds\u2019 r\u00e9sum\u00e9, but he\u2019s been highly influential in his career. Reynolds wandered through a desert of franchises to chase this character. With Wade Wilson and Deadpool he found it.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>Audiences might have been shocked at how audacious <i>Deadpool<\/i>\u00a0was, but in reality it\u2019s just Hannibal King in what Wade would confirm is a bigger package.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<div><em>Join our <a href=\"http:\/\/crookedmarquee.us16.list-manage.com\/subscribe?u=dc6679cd997ec610eeaf50562&amp;id=db71dbf4c3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mailing list<\/a>! 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