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PSA: How to Tell the Sentient Doll Movies Apart

Jun 27th, 2019 Eric D. Snider
PSA: How to Tell the Sentient Doll Movies Apart

It has escaped few moviegoers’ notice that within the last week three movies about sentient dolls have been released: Toy Story 4, Child’s Play, and Annabelle Comes Home. Given the chaotic nature of multiplexes and the incompetence of parents, it’s easy to see how confusion may arise. And so, in response to an emergency request from the MPAA, we issue the following graphic to help you tell these similar movies apart.

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Eric D. Snider

Eric D. Snider

Eric D. Snider has been a film critic since 1999, first for newspapers (when those were a thing) and then for the internet. He was born and raised in Southern California, lived in Utah in his 20s, then Portland, now Utah again. He is glad to meet you, probably.

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